A subscription service

Subscribe
to Nothing

The only subscription that gives you
exactly what it promises.

$0.99 / month
You will receive nothing.
This is disclosed upfront. That is intentional.
Cancel any time. There is nothing to lose.
Subscribe to Nothing

Cancel any time. No questions. There is nothing to explain.

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people currently subscribed to nothing

Your phone has subscriptions. Your TV has subscriptions. Your car has subscriptions. Your coffee has subscriptions. Your razor, your dog's food, your parking spot.

Everything is a subscription now. Even things that used to just exist.

Subscribe to Nothing is a protest. It is also a joke. It is also $0.99 a month.

You already knew what this was.

Questions

What do I get?

Nothing. Once a month you will receive an email. It will contain nothing of value. This is by design.

Is this a scam?

No. You are paying $0.99/month for a symbolic subscription. The product is the absence of a product. This is stated clearly before you pay.

Why would I pay for nothing?

You wouldn't. Unless you would. In which case: welcome.

Can I cancel?

Yes. Immediately and without consequence. There was nothing holding you here.

Can I give this as a gift?

Yes. It is the ideal gift for someone who has everything. They will now also have nothing.